These are things I've found on the Internet. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Atheist Bake Sale
Mom: would you please quit advertising that you are atheist [15:36] jessehattabaugh: haha
jessehattabaugh: why?
jessehattabaugh: it helps me make friends
Mom: because i dont like it
Mom: really
jessehattabaugh: don't you want me to meet some nice atheist kids?
Mom: i would prefer some nice christian friends
jessehattabaugh: maybe we'll get together and have a bake sale
jessehattabaugh: to buy copies of "Evolution of Species" for poor kids in Kansas
Mom: sigh
